The Rescue of the Lash

I can’t seem to forget you
Your perky, naturally curly
eyelash grins up at me from
the bottom of my tea
It winks at me and dares me
to rinse the cup
one of those behemoth 16-ounce bowls
nearly full, it would require a complete
emptying, all of that love
poured down the drain.

Eyelashes are funny things
In tea, they are tragic, at the very least
with the loss of all that tea, but
let’s not dwell…let us consider
I might retrieve the lash
grasping and likely missing the smirky smile
submerge my less-than-precise fingers down deep
through the still, orange ocean
heat claiming the shea from my hands
spoiling the tea for drinking.

Next might start with a hunt for
tweezers and a rummaging
through drawers and trays, followed by
an executive decision, my being
the only one, here, on a method by which
to sterilize them…
soap, scalding water, fire or maybe
alcohol…presenting yet another problem
rubbing or liquor,  but by any means
one done
the tea would be cold and so
I look to the microwave, of course
but didn’t Deepak Chopra say on television, the other day
that the microwave kills food?
I believe “dead” is the word he carefully selected
and spoke with his impressively impressing accent, oozing with authority
as he proclaimed microwaves unsuitable
and by the way, he doesn’t like freezers, either, or
anything from a can and
everything from a box
which leaves us nowhere to turn but away from our PopTarts to
learn to cook or subsist on raw vegetables and seeds
but I tell you right now…
I am not giving up butter
or my uncured bacon and, I am so, so glad
that you cook for me
even if your girly-curly
eyelashes
fall from your manly lids
into the tea
you make
for me.

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Christmas Calls

Christmas calls
my commuter mug
of tea shivers with anticipation
or is that laughter since I only commute
from the kitchen to my desk
No matter, it can laugh all it wants
here for a limited time only
the perfect revenge

Christmas calls
as I round the corner and
the tree comes into view
tall, majestic, covered with
too many ornaments, say my children
now adults, who think I care
about their judgment of me
in matters such as these
and consider it payback for those teenage years
and, by the way, those Christmas cookies, people?
unbeknownst to you, they will be gluten and dairy free
any more crap and they will be paleo, too

Christmas calls
as I wince at the pulsing
color-changing lights we thought
were a good idea
after admiring their marquis-like scroll
across a house down the road
too big for a tree, really
but I didn’t want to suffocate
my husband’s rare spike
of pure joy over 7 hours of preparation
for the epileptic-banned remote-controlled light show

Merry Christmas, darling.

Christmas calls
as leftover ornaments, the boxes they came from
and wreaths still in their cases stacked to my hip
litter the room all the way to the fireplace
where the oak mantle
holds out the creche
the nativity set
pieces thoughtfully arranged
with love
angels suspended
star of Bethlehem above
waiting for Jesus to come.

 

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